Why was the pitch soaking wet?
Because the midfielders dribbled all over it.
Which Egyptian star gobbles strawberries, apples, grapes and oranges?
Fruit Salah.
What happens if you mix an England striker with strong winds?
You get a Hurry-Kane.
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