The world's stupidest chat-up lines

A tribute to the world's worst chat-up lines, this book is packed with some of the craziest, most corny and most shocking come-ons that'll ll make you cringe with embarrassment. Who could fail to recoil at lines such as 'Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again', or 'Hey, all those curves and me with no brakes!'? Can it possibly be true that men are still using the same terrible old opening lines to attract the fairer sex? Unfortunately, one read of The World's Stupidest Chat-Up Lines will sadly prove that even the lamest chat-up lines are still in everyday use. It is a tribute to the incompetence, impotence and general inefficacy of men and their inability to woo members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, there are no budding Shakespeares evident in this collection, but the book proves an uplifting read for any woman that's ever experienced at first-hand the disturbing ways of the wannabe Romeo. And men, if you ever want to woo your Juliet, this book is the last word on what not to do!