The zombie night before Christmas - Clement Clarke Moore

The classic Christmas poem, re-imagined and reanimated! 'twas the night before Christmas, And all through the house, The Zombies were stirring - Why worry about the Grinch when youve got Zombies on the attack! Their prey? The best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moores verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cosy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St Nick attempting to repel a full-out flesh-devouring zombie attack. One things for sure
Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same! -