This way to spaceship - Rhys Darby

Hello everyone. It's me, Rhys Darby, coming at you in the style of the written word like never before. To be honest, I really started to panic when I heard the world was going to end in 2012. It's not that I'm unusually susceptible to the scriptures of ancient prophesies combined with the marvel of modern commercial marketing - it's just that with the effects of global warming and the barrage of natural disasters of late I thought I should take heed of the Boy Scout motto and Be Prepared. It's all very well laughing off these things. But remember the boy who cried wolf? Well, I don't want to be that kid. He was eaten. Wasn't he? Was he? So now is the time before it's too late (possibly December 21 2012) to get off your ass or arse (depending on where you're from) and do whatever it takes to make sure you're on that spaceship invite list. I'd like to think that I'm personally well on my way there. So out of the goodness of my heart I have written this book to help you get there too. It is essentially a sort of guide, a handbook, a footbook, an autobiographical life manual complete with drawings that will hopefully inspire you to join me in the q.