Verity Fruitt and My Magic Gonk - Clifford James Hayes

Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at Verity Fruitt's hideousness! Ms. Verity Fruitt is the most horrible person you could ever work with. Don't believe me? Read this for yourself! This vile, kebab-fuelled she-bully makes everyone's life an utter misery - and once she's promoted to Office Manager, she'll be even worse! However, Verity is unaware of the dark, monstrous secret that lurks within her office - and only the author's own fairground gonk can save the day! Verity Fruitt is a great introduction to Clifford James Hayes's bonkers tales. If you're not a frenzied, foaming-at-the-mouth fan of his books yet, you soon will be!