Where Is My Butt? - Donald Budge

Do you know where your butt is? Morty the penguin has no idea! He s pretty sure he has one, but where IS it? So he does what any reasonable penguin would do: ask. But no one in the South Pole can help not the other penguins, not the polar bear who shouldn t be there, and definitely not the seal who wants to eat him for dinner. So Morty goes on a wild trip from his frozen home to the steamy South American jungle and finally to outer space to find the answer. And Morty finally does . . . in the most unexpected way. His crazy adventures will make kids laugh their butts off!"