Women are from Venus, men are from hell - Amanda Newman

A spiky and cheeky look at the male sex in a parody of the megabestseller MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS. Neatly sectioned in chapters with titles such as 'Men: Simple or Dense?' and 'There Must Be Some Misunderstanding', WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS, MEN ARE FROM HELL is a collection of the wittiest, cattiest, funniest quotes about men - from both frustrated women and smart men:
'I married beneath me, all women do' - Nancy Astor
'Get a job, your husband hates you. Get a good job, your husband leaves you. Get a stupendous job, your husband leaves you for a teenager' - Cynthia Heimel
'Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels' - Ann Richards
'Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name' - Joan Rivers
'If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman' - Margaret Thatcher
'If men liked shopping, they'd call it research' - Cynthia Nelms
'Behind every great man there is a surprised woman' - Maryon Pearson