Clive Whichelowis a journalist and comedy writer. He has written for Rory Bremner, Jonathan Ross, Spitting Image and many others as well as forThe Mail on Sunday, theDaily Expressand theDaily Mirror.
You know you're a cricket fanatic when.
. you think the film Batman Forever is the life story of Geoffrey Boycott
. your wife asks you to throw her the car keys and you can't resist putting a bit of a spin on them.
If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether you're one innings short of a test match or you still have time to make a break for it!
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