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The worst phones of all time

We've never had it so good when it comes to phones. The iPhone 6S, the Samsung Galaxy S6, the LG G4: the list goes on.

It's taken a long time to get to this point though, and a lot of terrible phones too! Here are (some of) the worst mobile phones ever…


Nokia 7280

You'd be forgiven for thinking that the 7280 was Nokia's first foray into robot cosmetics, but this isn't a cyborg lipstick; it's actually a phone.

For a phone that looks so futuristic, the 7280's main downfall is hugely ironic: an old school rotary dial.

Rather than having a keypad, it has an iPod style scroll wheel. To dial a number, you had to press the middle button, scroll to your number, press the middle button again, scroll to the next number and so on.

We can't imagine how hair-tearingly awful texting was…


Telstra TicTalk

Before the likes of Apple and Samsung started including parental controls on their devices, phones that protected kids from the various nasties that wanted to contact them were all the rage.

Case in point, the Telsta TicTalk. Only numbers approved by parents could dial this Tamagotchi-esque device, which made it impossible to text people you fancied. Given that most kids had proper phones around the time of the TicTalk, showing up to school with one was like showing up to non-uniform day in an "˜Adidos' jumper – you didn't stand a chance.

It did have the absolutely seminal Monkey Math bundled as standard though, so that's something.

HTC Cha Cha

HTC ChaCha

One of the the long-awaited "˜Facebook phones', the HTC ChaCha turned out to be a regular Android phone with a special physical button that took you directly to Facebook. As opposed to the virtual button that you can place on your home screen already. While it's not as terrible as some of the phones in this post, the hype surrouding it and the resulting disappointment makes this one of the worst smartphones of all time.

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Siemens Xelibri

Why make one disgusting phone when you can make a whole range of them?!

The Xelibri line was designed for fashionistas, although we don't know many fashion types who'd sully their Prada handbags with something that looks like the love child of a kids' toy and a toilet seat (as the Xelibri 6 did). We think it's one of the worst looking mobile phones ever  – but maybe you disagree!

The Xelibri 6 did feature 2 mirrors though, so maybe it wasn't as poorly targeted as we thought.


Motorola Rokr E1

The Rokr E1 was the 1st phone to feature iTunes, although it could only store 100 songs at a time (presumably to stop it competing with the hugely popular iPod) and took absolutely ages to transfer tracks. It wasn't quite an iPod and it wasn't a great phone either, so what was the point?

2 years later, Apple released the first iPhone and the Rokr was consigned to history. Poor Rokr 🙁

Samsung Matrix

Samsung NPH-N270 Matrix

In the early 2000s, The Matrix was the coolest film franchise around and companies wanted a slice – including Samsung.

The Korean tech giant worked with designers from the film to come up with a phone for Neo and the gang. The result was…erm, a TV remote from the 80s mixed with a walkie-talkie?

The good news is that only 1000 were made and they can fetch a fair bit of money if you happen to have one.


The N-Gage

The infamous N-Gage aspired to be a games console and a phone but failed miserably at both.

To make a phone call, you had to hold the edge of the N-Gage against your head like a Cornish pasty. We assure you that there was no way of making this look cool.

It was even worse at being a games console, though. While the games on the console weren't bad, the process of inserting the tiny game cartridges was borderline farcical: you had to turn off the device, remove the back and the battery, change the cartridge (trying not to drop either of them in the process), put the whole thing back together again, turn it back on and select your game from a menu. Try doing that on a crowded bus.

In the end, the N-Gage got absolutely stuffed by the GBA and was consigned to history in 2007. Expect it to make an ironic hipster return in 10 years time.

Nokia 7600

Nokia 7600

Like the Xelibri, the 7600 was aimed at the fashion set despite being possibly the most unfashionable phone we've ever seen. Why did phone designers of the mid-2000s presume everyone wanted phones that look like Tamagotchis?!

To make matters worse, the 7600's split keypad meant you had to use two hands to use it even though it was tiny. D'oh!


Toshiba G450

Part USB, part phone and all ugly. To be fair, the Toshiba G450 was designed for tech fanatics who wanted their phone to double up as a modem but with two turntables of numbers that made it a challenge to call anyone, a tiny screen and 160MB of space, it didn't stand a chance against 2008's new wave of smartphones.

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